Friday, August 24

Oklahoma Wins The Award For Most Insane Fans


I've always wondered what college football fanbase is the most insane and unreasonable of the bunch. Trust me, there are plenty of candidates for this. Through some close encounters, I've always thought that Oklahoma, Ohio State and Alabama were all close to the top. Well, that contest is over in my mind. Oklahoma wins, hand down. The Sooner faithful take the crown after an OU fan was accused of tearing the scrotum of a Texas fan at a bar just because the man was wearing a Texas shirt. (stop reading if you are eating right now).

Thomas said Beckett, whom he had never met, called him "everything under the sun" for wearing a Longhorns T-shirt into the bar. He said he and his friend sat at a table in the corner and tried to ignore the other man, but other man kept screaming at him. Thomas said he decided he'd had enough after about 20 minutes of Beckett's abuse so he went to the bar to pay his tab. When he turned around, he said Beckett grabbed his crotch and refused to let go.

Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn't let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg

Yeah, OU wins that award. I'm not going to argue, I enjoy having a scrotum.

Thursday, August 23

Is That A Misprint?


I'm watching the Phils-Dodgers game tonight with a friend when I saw the Orioles-Rangers "30-3" score pop up. I immediately began to laugh, because I had no doubt in my mind that someone at Comcast had just screwed up. We sat and laughed at Comcast for a bit and talked about how cool it be if a team actually did score 30 runs in a game. We got to discussing how there should be a 15 run rule in the MLB, similar to Little League, and how home fans should get a refund if the home team falls by more than 10 runs. Then we saw the score flash again on ESPNEWS. Then we checked the Internet. Then we realized that it was a correct score. 30-3?? Jesus Christ, was Melvin Mora pitching? O's fans must be trilled that they extended interim manger Dave Trembly's contract earlier that morning.

FIU Will Come Into The Orange Bowl and Do Whatever They Want


This is just adding insult to injury for Miami Hurricanes fans. Not only will the team be leaving the historic and intimidating Orange Bowl for super generic Dolphin Stadium, but the Canes won't even get to play the last game there. Nope, that honor goes to Florida International, who is sharing the OB with Miami this season until their new stadium is finished. Yes, this is the same FIU that started the brawl last season. The Canes will have their last game at the Orange Bowl on November 10 against Virginia, while FIU and Ned will close out the OB for good on December 1st against North Texas. Awesome sendoff for the OB......FIU vs North Texas. Apparently, FIU will come into the Orange Bowl and do whatever the hell they want, despite what Lamar Thomas thinks. Insult to injury.

Wednesday, August 22

Saying Goodbye To The OB


After months of speculation, the official has word has come down that Orange Bowl will no longer be the home of the Miami Hurricanes after this season. The decision to move to Dolphin Stadium was made by Donna Shalala and the board of trustees in an effort to get the Canes to a more up to date facility that will generate more revenue.

As a lifelong Canes fan, it's a day of mixed emotions. It's going to be weird to see the Canes playing home games anywhere other than the OB. There is really no way that it can be the same. While I can understand to the move to Dolphin Stadium in financial terms, I was personally rooting for a gigantic renovation to the Orange Bowl.

Look, I'll be the first to admit that the Orange Bowl was a rotting hellhole in the worst section of Miami that had locker rooms worse than some junior high teams. But the OB just had an aura to it that cannot be replicated at cookie-cutter Dolphin Stadium. Stewart Mandel was right on the money in his article about the mystique of the Orange Bowl. It was ancient and quiet dangerous, but we loved it. The place was magic, that's about all I can say.

While the Canes will be getting significant updates in terms of facilities at Dolphins Stadium, here are my biggest concerns about the move......

Intimidation Factor: Unless you have been there, you won't understand. The place is downright scary. It's located in an area of down well past its prime, and there literally weeds growing out of the building. The OB was loud, cramped, creaky and helped the Canes win some games that they shouldn't have (FL 03, FSU every year).
You are kidding yourself if you don't think that the overall scariness of the OB didn't give the Canes a huge psychological advantage. There is a 0% of recreating that atmosphere at Dolphin Stadium.

The Drive: You think that Miami had a hard time filling up the Orange Bowl, how the hell are they going to fill up Dolphin Stadium against the Duke's of the world? DS is a half hour drive up 95 with no traffic, which is never. How many students are going to make that trip? Get ready to see plenty of orange seats.


Sharing the Stadium: The Canes will now be sharing the stadium with not one, but two pro teams. You want to know what honestly is going to piss me off the most? Seeing the Canes play next September against Oklahoma, on national television, and there is a goddamn baseball diamond on the field. This actually pisses me off more than anything.


Tuesday, August 21

Spanning the Blog: Chris Leak is a Fast Learner

Spanning the Blog......Weekly look at what everyone else is talking about in the sports blogging world



My favorite link of the week.....Chris Leak is currently -43 (AwfulAnnouncing)

As if you needed another reason to hate Floyd Mayweather (100% Injury Rate)

His wife may be hot, but Tony Parker sucks at dunking (Sons of Sam Malone)

Introducing the Rob Deere All-Stars. Outstanding idea (Mr. Irrelevant)

Merrill Hoge enjoys the cock (sorta) (Larry Brown Sports)

Wow, a family worse than the Vicks (Doberman on the Diamond)

Kobe loves Coach K (Signal to Noise)


Erin Andrews Is Going To Make Me Drive To Willamsport



I'll admit it, AA had me curious to check ESPN's new sideline reporter Sophie Cortina. Not bad, but just like AA, it just made me relaize how awesome/hot Erin Andrews really is. No worries Ms. Andrews, Sophie wont be taking your job anytime soon.

Wacthing Erin host the LLWS pregame show live from Willamsport today had me thinking; I live within a half hour of Willamsport (I would spend the entire week at the LLWS as a kid), which also means I'm within a half hour of Erin. Hmmmm. If I've ever have a shot, this is going to be the week. I'm going to be at home until Monda
y.......maybe I'll be making that short trip to Billtown. How many bloggers can say that they were rejected by Erin Andrews?

Monday, August 20

Ron Mexico is Offically Heading to the Cooler


Canines rejoice, Ronnie Mexico is heading to the cooler. Vick agreed to a plea deal that will most likely send him to jail for 12 to 18 months. That officially completes the greatest collapse of a highly marketable athlete in sports history. In three years, Vick went from having his own Nike clothing line and the Madden cover to jail. Think about that.

Since we may have seen the last of Ookie on the football field (but probably not), can we officially name the San Diego Chargers draft day trade of #1 pick Vick for what would turn into LT and Drew Brees as the greatest front office move in NFL history?

Making It Drizzle


As probably you noticed by the lack of posts on this site over the past week, I've been pretty damn busy over the past week and a half (Somehow, I had to drive to Baltimore three times in a five day span). A slightly better trip than my three to Baltimore was an amazing trip to Las Vegas with Coleman, Putter and some other friends. It was like Swingers minus NHL 94. And anyone who has read this site before knows that I enjoy some gambling on sports. So outside of making it rain, one of my favorite aspects of Vegas was the legal sports book. While I'm still recovering, I figured I would share some of my various picks.

The Bets

NFL

Cardinals to Win Super Bowl 35:1
I know what you are thinking, but this was the best value on the board

Rookie of the Year Greg Olson 17:1
The Sex Cannon Needs To Throw To Someone


College Basketball

Tennessee to Win NCAA Championship 22:1
Love this pick with Lofton coming back


College Football

Penn State to Win BCS Championship 40:1
Best value on the board and it wasn't even close

Temple to Win the MAC 500:1
Seriously, stop laughing. The MAC sucks, so why can't this happen?

MLB

Atlanta Braves To Win World Series 12:1
Glad the Braves have decided to suck since i bet this.

New York Yankees To Win World Series 4:1
4 games.....

Soccer

David Beckham Will Not Score a Goal All Season
I blame this one completely on Darren Rovell. He told me to bet this if it was on the board, and Beckham proceeded to score that night. Dammit.


Chris Capuano Does His Best Anthony Young Impression


If I'm the Milwaukee Brewers, I'm demoting Chris Capuano to the Moon. Just basically get him as far away from Milwaukee as possible. Not only is Chris rocking a 5.33 era for a sinking Brewers team, but the Brew Crew have managed to lose the last 16 games that Capuano has started. 16 games in a row? That's remarkable. Even Scott Proctor can fall on a victory every once and a while. At this rate, Capuano will be getting close to Anthony Young territory in no time.

Sunday, August 19

JCMJ Super Awesome College Football Preview: Final Picks

In preparation for the upcoming college football season, JCMJ will spend this week previewing the top games, teams, players, and potential upsets for the upcoming season. It really is a super awesome preview, in my opinion at least.

The Final Picks


BCS Championship Game: USC over West Virginia
Orange Bowl: Virginia Tech over Florida
Rose Bowl: Michigan over Cal
Fiesta Bowl:Texas over Hawaii
Sugar Bowl: LSU over Penn State
Heisman: Steve Slaton
Most Surprising Team: Oregon State
Most Disappointing Team: Oklahoma
Upset: Kentucky over Louisville
Game of the Year: Cal vs USC

JCMJ Super Awesome College Football Team Preview: Penn State (Part 2)

In preparation for the upcoming college football season, JCMJ will spend this week previewing the top games, teams, players, and potential upsets for the upcoming season. It really is a super awesome preview, in my opinion at least.


TEAM PREVIEW: Penn State (From the always entertaining Run Up The Score)


When did your love affair with Penn State begin?

At birth. I was born in Philadelphia and grew up in the coal region of Northeastern Pennsylvania with an Irish Catholic mother, and the only choice available to kids with that background is between Penn State and Notre Dame. Since my father is a Penn State alumnus and took me to games since I was about six years old, the choice became obvious rather quickly. I haven't looked back since. I graduated
from Penn State about ten years ago, and my brother followed a few years later. I've never outgrown my love for the university or it's football program.

Player you are most excited for this season?

Austin Scott. As a high school senior, he broke Tony Dorsett's single season high school rushing record. According to Joe Paterno, Scott was simply too casual when it came to the responsibilities of playing running back at Penn State. Meanwhile, his classmate Tony Hunt was working his ass off, learning the playbook, and constantly improving. That resulted in a situation where Hunt received all of the playing time and Scott was in danger of never seeing meaningful playing time
before running out of eligibility. To avoid that, Scott took the unusual path of redshirting before his senior season, even though he was completely healthy.

According to all reports, he's now in the best shape of his life and finally looks like the five-star running back he was supposed to be coming out of Parkland High School near Allentown. If he can stay injury-free, you could see an unbelievable season from him.

Player that makes you want to punch the television?

Sean Lee, but he makes me want to punch the television in a good way. Paul Posluszny was the prototypical Strong But Silent linebacker but Sean Lee is certifiably crazy. This season is going to be less about Dan Connor stepping out from Posluszny's shadow than it'll be about Sean Lee stepping out from Dan Connor's shadow.

Game you are most excited for?

September 8 against Notre Dame. With Notre Dame's rebuilding offense, Penn State's homicidal defense, and 110,000 revenge hungry fans at a primetime ESPN game, the evening is shaping up like more of a sacrifice to the football gods than a simple football game. The Halloween weekend game against Ohio State will also be insane, especially since it'll be another 8:00 p.m. matchup between the teams.
Two years ago, that scenario caused the loudest crowd in Beaver Stadium history.

Game the scares the hell out of you?

As always, Michigan. The Wolverines have defeated Penn State eight games in a row. Four have been utter blowouts. The other four have been an mixture of choking away fourth quarter leads and occasional criminally negligent officiating by the Big Ten refs. Penn State fans like to pretend that all eight losses are due to a pro-Michigan officiating conspiracy. There have been a few blatant screwups to be
sure, but for the most part, Michigan's just the better team.

Best case scenario for Penn State?

If they can wear out Michigan's new defensive line and shoddy cornerbacks? 12-0 is a possibility, considering that every other conceivably difficult game (Ohio State, Iowa, Wisconsin, Notre Dame) will be at home. Will it take a number of things to break our way? You bet. The offensive line and running backs not only have to
produce, they have to remain relatively injury free. Anthony Morelli has to keep showing the progress he displayed in the Outback Bowl against Tennessee. Placekicker Kevin Kelly has to improve from 40+ yards. Still, none of these things are so far fetched as to be considered impossible. A pipe dream, perhaps. But not completely improbable.

Worst case scenario for Penn State?

An injury to Anthony Morelli would be catastrophic, and the Penn State offensive line has shown a propensity to utterly fail against better pass rushing teams. Don't forget that Michigan knocked out both Morelli and backup Darryl Clark last season. Anything more than the standard bumps and bruises to the offensive line could be a big problem, and the same goes for the young defensive line. There's a ton of talent, but not a lot of proven depth.

Even without respect to injuries, if the offensive coaching staff doesn't give Morelli and his ultra-talented receivers a plan that can produce yards and points, I could see a season of 8-4 with losses to Michigan, Ohio State, Wisconsin, and Iowa. Those would include three home losses, and there might even be a fifth overall loss lurking if you consider that Penn State didn't exactly blow out Purdue, Michigan
State, Minnesota or Illinois last season...and they were terrible football teams.

Still, this team has a real, legitimate chance to do something special. For the past few years, everything has been pointing toward 2008 as Our Next Big Chance. Anything worse than 9-3 will ultimately go down as a disgraceful missed opportunity and, given the talent level on the squad, one of the most disappointing seasons in Penn State history. To put it another way, in my opinion, a 7-5 or 8-4
season in 2008 would be worse than the 3-9 season in 2003 or PSU's 4-7 record in 2004.