Tuesday, May 8

Terrible Jersey Hall of Fame: Charles Rogers Detriot Lions

JCMJ TERRIBLE JERSEY NOMINEE

Charles Rogers, Detroit Lions

Owner: Justin of Omaha

Year of Purchase:
2003

Age of Purchase:
20

Why is It Terrible?: I bought this piece of trash immediately after he was drafted, when I was 20. I had my Sanders and Herman Moore jerseys in the 90's, but once they were both gone, who were my choices? James Stewart or Joey? Call me crazy, but I wasn't impressed with those options, so I was totally amped when Rogers came to town. It didn't really seem like a horrible choice at the time; I seem to remember everyone being pretty high on Charlie (no pun intended) when we took him second overall. Four years later, I'm out fifty bucks and left with a completely unwearable relic of wasted talent. Plus, to really pour salt in the wound, we burned the second overall pick again this year to replace Sir Smokes-A-Lot and his bulbous cousin in futility, Mike Williams

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5 comments:

Sanchez said...

Technically any Lions Jersey purchased in recent years could be up for nomination here.

Well it could, couldn't it?

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

so you're saying you're gonna get a Calvin Johnson jersey, right?

Larry Brown said...

In all fairness, Rogers started off well, you know until breaking his collarbone like three seasons in a row. He needs an IV pumping milk into his bones to stay on the field.

Justin said...

I don't think he'd be worth a damn even if he didn't have Osteoporosis, or whatever the hell makes him so brittle. For chrissakes, if teams are giving Justin Gatlin a run, why hasn't he gotten another chance?

Anonymous said...

Cause in the meantime he runs a 4.9 in the 40 yards dash. Thats quiet slow compared to Justin Gatlin