Sunday, April 29

Terrible Jersey Hall of Fame: Randy Moss New England Patriots Jersey

In an unprecedented move, we here at JCMJ are being proactive in trying to prevent receiving this nomination from hundreds of angered Pats fans within the coming months.

JCMJ Terrible Jersey Inductee




Randy Moss - New England Patriots


Owner: None officially, but soon to be hundreds, if not thousands, of Pats fans who do not read this blog

Year It Was Purchased: 2007


Jersey Category:
TBA. As of right now, here are the top three potential categories: (1) Superstar that left the team on bad terms, (2) Never lived up to the hype, (3) Superstar signed after his prime

Why Is It Terrible? : Although we here at JCMJ can not quite see into the future, we can warn you against this purchase. As I read this headline on ESPN.com, I knew that this had "Terrible Jersey HOF" written all over it. Call me skeptical, but I do not see how any good can come out of this. Furthermore, I do not see how any good can come out of buying this jersey. Please, Pats fans, listen to one of your own. I have been a Pats fan for as long as I can remember caring about the NFL. While I share your anxious excitement with this trade, we must all keep our heads and put that $74.95 back in our pockets. Don't say we didn't warn you: Oil and water don't mix.


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12 comments:

Signal to Noise said...

Nice pre-emptive strike.

Larry Brown said...

16-0, watch out '72 dolphins, 16-0

grittysquirrels said...

I admire this pre-emptive strike but I'm afraid I'll have to disagree. I think he'll probably make a challenge for the best season of his career.

-The Sports Flow-

rstiles said...

This will be the top selling jersey this season

Marco said...

Coleman, why don't you let us know how you really feel about the Moss trade?

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Anonymous said...

This is gonna back fire against the pats on Randy Moss deal watch how Pats will fall a part with that player.

Anonymous said...

I am buyin one as soon as i move back to new england at the end of the month, it will be the best spent 75 bucks of my life...

Anonymous said...

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Brad said...

El. Oh. El. Through nine games, Moss has 924 receiving yards and has scored 12 TDs.

Anonymous said...

I guess you had to eat crow on this one. you didn't know Randy like some of us do. He wants to win and he's one of if not the best Athletic to go into the NFL. He knew what everyone knows now Oakland is a sinking ship. He did what he had to do to get out while he had some good years left to play. Randy and the Patriots , a match made in Heaven. Who best to protect Randy from the likes of you, but Bill and the Patriot's Organization.

Always have been a Moss fan and always will be.

Cindy

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